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A LONELY 70-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WAN’T TO MARRY AGAIN – HILARIOUS STORY | Healthy Life Vision

Gudrun Howell · August 4, 2017 ·

After losing her husband, one 70-year old widow decided that she wants to marry again. In order to attract suitors, she put an ad in a local newspaper.

“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person,” the ad said.

In the morning, the widow’s doorbell rang. Surprised, she walked up to the door and saw a gray-haired man in a wheelchair.

The man had no limbs, and the widow was shocked. “You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” she said. “Just look at you — you have no legs!” The old gentleman smiled: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

“You don’t have any arms either!” the widowgrunted, and the gentleman smiled again: “Therefore, I can never beat you!” he said. “Are you still good in bed?” the widow said with a raised eyebrow.

The old man had a big smile on his face: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Source :   fitandhealthy24.com

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